Subject: Oh Musicians!


A scroungy looking old guy, dressed like a bum, entered the bar and told
the bartender he was interested in a job playing the piano. The
bartender wasn't too impressed with the looks, but figured, what the
hell, and pointed the old guy to the piano in the corner.
 
The old man sat down and started to play the most beautiful, melodious
piece of music the people in the bar had ever heard. All talk stopped
during the song, and when he stopped, they all applauded.

"Hey, Man, you're good," said the barkeep. What was that?

"I call it 'Drop them panties Momma, I'm gonna do ya all night long.'"

"Interesting title," said the bartender. "Got another?"

The man broke into a foot stompin' honkytonk piece that brought the bar
patrons to their feet, clapping along until it was finished, at which
time they again gave him a thunderous round of applause.

"You are great, Man. Really great. What do you call that one?" asked the
bartender.

"That's a little ditty I call 'I wanna spank yer bare butt, baby, till
you scream and holler.'"
 
He turned around on the bench and said, "If you'll excuse me, I'd like
to use the restroom."

While he was gone, the bartender decided to offer him the job, starting
immediately.

He returned a moment or two later, and the bartender said, "If you want
the job, it's yours." He looked down and noticed the man hadn't "quite"
finished his trip to the restroom.
 
"By the way," he asked him, "do you know your winkie's hanging out for
all the world to see?"

"Know it? I WROTE IT!"

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